If you saw the "Institute for Typesafe Memetic Research" and thought, "This is the den of Rust evangelists!" I don't want to break your illusion, because it's much funnier this way. Especially since there are like two people that like Rust on Twitter, and I'm one of them.
BTW did you hear about this:
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-say-they-are-perfectly...
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