I once got a credit card statement that said estimated time to repay ....... more than 100,000 years. It was discouraging but I did pay it off. And sooner than estimated.

Were you still alive after paying it off?

No, but they have the internet in the afterlife, apparently.

They do, but the latency is terrible

> 100,000 years

100K years. Now that's load-bearing ...

Generational credit card debt.

That's good for the credit card company, they can project stable revenue 100k years into the future.

“Bank error in your favor, collect $100”