Of course there is logic but its nowhere near the complexity of math or programming

let me just say, you're not going to sound smart saying that

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If you can't make yourself sound adequately smart, it could lead to people ignoring you, and/or acting in spite of your opinions/logic, and/or spending extra effort trying to decipher you. That is not an optimal situation, especially in cases where you would be right[1].

1: I don't think you're right in this instance, but that's beside the point.