Oh man, you speak to my heart!

I always read stuff like this:

-Why self-host? Just use AWS. What, you run your own PostgreSQL instance on real metal at home?

-Just use Linux. Linux, SystemD, and Docker have won. Why care about other operating systems?

-You have your own self-hosted email server, why? Gmail, Hotmail, and Yahoo will put your emails into spam. (Hint: They won't if your server is correctly set up. But you're just interested in outsourcing the service and have zero interest in how "modern" email works.)

Look, I get it. Not everyone wants to self-host. But actively being against self-hosting or the administration of systems, or not trying stuff like BSD/VMS or, hear me out, MVS-TK5 is the opposite of a hacker spirit, today not interested in hosting tomorrow programming.