> OpenBSD's security stance being the stuff of legend,

More so their marketing.

What does openbsd marketing look like?

Mostly Comic Sans.

Pretty sure you're familiar with their claims.

I'm not actually, because I'm damn sure I've never seen a piece of openbsd marketing in my life. All i know is that they're oriented around security and are notorious about rejecting patches.

Yes, you know that because of their marketing.