"Uniqlo x Akamai sells another design of shirt in the same range which is plainly incomplete"
Imagine having to return a t-shirt because that malfunction!
— I don't understand why are you returning this, was the size wrong or you didn't like it?
— No, there is a syntax error at line 37 that makes it impossible to run, and I'm concerned people on the street may think I promote unsafe bash scripting.
Worked on my torso
ATTN, Uniqlo customer service employees: If someone tries to return a shirt claiming an error in the printed computer code, decline the request and reply, "A real script kiddie would've spotted that error before buying."
A real hacker, maybe. A script kiddie is by definition someone who wouldn't notice.
http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/S/script-kiddies.html
I made the slightly alarming realization yesterday that some script kiddies are old enough to have grandkids by now.
- I am shell-shocked at the lack of quality assurance! Can you at least apply a patch?
Patch could be applied via pants.
- Sure, we distribute a patch, you hot-fix it.
Oh the Karens these days!
Surely such a person would use the spelling k@r3n
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.. was trying to think of a way to somehow incorporate "k-rad" but couldn't figure anything out haha ( https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=k-rad )
K4R311
Spite