Mencken just has the best quotes. Here's a few of my favorites:

> The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.

> For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

> Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.