And thus, capitalism continues to roll on. Businesses are suppose to go out of business, its a feature.

they’re not supposed to, they’re just able to

Nearly spit out my coffee, thanks for the chuckle.

It’s ok to be amused, absent exaggeration. Spit takes happen in sitcoms.

They do happen in real life.

They are overused in sitcoms because it’s easy for actors to mimic on demand unlike several other reactions.