Speak for yourself.

“Few”, maybe.

"No one" does not literally mean "not a single individual" in common English parlance, something that everyone (see what I did there?) here understands.

Yes it does. If I'm asked how many people are in the pool and I respond "no one", that means not a single individual.

It literally does mean that.

It figuratively does not.

You’re not going to change the meaning of two words, here…

I mean, I read them, but just goes to show the majority of people skipped this important reading.

If anyone actually read them it's typically a unlimited unrestricted pipe of data they can use for anything.

No one reads the terms and conditions. I went to a resort and read the T&C they made you sign to sign in and was told I was the only person in months who had actually done so.

And even I have mostly given up on the website T&C because most of them are so lengthy, a lot like I've given up on disabling javascript since the modern web frequently won't even render anything if you disable it.

NoScript allows most of the modern web to work with selective whitelisting.

99% of people don't read terms and condition.

We’re saying the same thing.