I snagged right away at "the kind of low-level reliability judgment that most teams only notice when something breaks." Real people don't talk like the J. Peterman catalog.

For sure, but I also expect real people who do cold-reaches like this to be using LLMs. I wouldn't have assumed it was indicative of malicious intent, just laziness.

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Thats a quote from the attacker, not part of the article itself. I don't think they are suggesting the article was AI written.

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Dude, I'm not a vending machine for whatever takes you're hoping to see on the thread.