This incident report is WILD
The incident was resolved when the attacker’s autonomous agent read a file it shouldn’t have, which is also how the incident started.This incident report is WILD
The incident was resolved when the attacker’s autonomous agent read a file it shouldn’t have, which is also how the incident started.
PSA this is satire ;)
(if you have to say it, that’s how you know it’s good)
Poe's law strikes again.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
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Seems perfectly cromulent to me. And thanks to Karen Oyelaran for her work.
We can only hope she wins her GitHub rate limit appeal soon.
This was hilarious. I didn't know that I needed AI slop satire in my life.
Under Microsoft's ownership? She'll get through the goat-farming queue well before then.
It’s satire.
Its LGTM actually! And very much not serious! (yet)