And if they put them in the middle of nowhere, I don't see why there's a problem.

What I don't understand is putting these things in populated areas.

Would you like to work in the middle of nowhere?

30 minutes outside of the suburbs doesn't sound like an awful commute.

After construction, not all that many people work at a data center. Some ops staff, maybe a small security team.

So let's spit on those 'not so many people' from our ivory tower?

Besides, it's not about people, it's about power. Pulling a few MW into middle of nowhere is prohibitively expensive.

If they can be deployed in low-earth orbit with nobody working on them, they can be deployed 20 miles east of Bumfuck, Nebraska with nobody working on them.

The physical threat model of the Nebraska option does not rely on the tyranny of the rocket to keep intruders away.