I verified my age with Apple by clicking one button and Apple said it assumed I was 18 based on the age of my Apple account (2011).

I guess I’m lucky to be in the cohort that avoids the face scans, and I feel a bit dirty about enabling this, but so far — even living in the UK — the privacy concerns have not manifested for me as I thought they might.

To me, the most disingenuous framing of the “protect the children” narrative is not “children can’t access the stuff,” but “adults can access the stuff, once they provide their biometrics.” The default is to deny access.

Yeah. Suddenly those piles of Apple accounts lying around seem a bit more useful.