Stopped at "bumbershoot" because that's a nonsense Americanism[0] and life's too short to be giving credence to that madness.

[0] https://slate.com/human-interest/2011/11/bumbershoot-it-mean... "the digital archive of the Times of London, comprising 7,696,959 articles published between 1785 and 1985, yields precisely zero hits for bumbershoot"