I'd like a 600 HP 1.5l supercharged V16 - doesn't even need to be in a car, mainly just to listen to!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Racing_Motors_V16

If the displacement isn’t measured in cubic meters, can you even call it an engine?

Bonus points if you have to heat that crap you call fuel before you inject it into the massive cylinder.

Ok, me too now. But you can’t have that, so maybe you could settle for a high-reving V8 in a tunnel?

Then all you need is a good recording and decent headphones

A good recording and a sound system which can move the exact amount of air that the engine has moved, to be precise.