I would like to see it do something useful, like converting pytorch to golang.

Will you accept a port of Torch to Rust? https://github.com/forecast-bio/ferrotorch

Hot damn - is that the floor of what you consider useful?

This newfangled car thing is useless. It can't even properly shoe a horse.

Why not get a plan from Anthropic and get that done yourself? Probably is going to cost you as much as a coffee.