Though we are not yet competitive in the Argentinian Polo clone wars, we are making significant progress - https://www.satyress.com/

A concerning amount of that product page is spent explaining how it has to slow down to pass through doorways, its inability to turn around in hallways, and its weak points you can use to disable one with a knife or gunshot. I feel like I'm reading a tutorial for how to defeat a tricky enemy in a video game.

that's a forward thinking robotics company right there. putting in weakspots for when the centaur robot revolution begins. so we have a chance.

Unless those weak spots are quietly addressed by a Field Service Bulletin, just before the revolution kicks off.

This has to be some kind of kink thing. Not judging, just how it looks from first appearances.

Maybe it’s satyr.

Satyr Nadella?

Ah yes. The reverse centaur position for AI/human intercourse.

yeah, I can't really tell whether that whole thing was serious or satirizing something.