GitHub: "We are investigating unauthorized access to GitHub’s internal repositories. While we currently have no evidence of impact to customer information stored outside of GitHub’s internal repositories (such as our customers’ enterprises, organizations, and repositories), we are closely monitoring our infrastructure for follow-on activity."
It reminds me of the famous "mistakes were made" Nixon quote.
"We are investigating unauthorized access" sounds much better than "we've been hacked"
This reminds me of George Carlin standup routine about PTSD. If you want to make any bad news sound less bad, just wrap the concept around complicated jargon to sterilize it.
Carlin would have loved watching the big tech companies fall victim to the very LLMs they created.
Exactly =)