Just wait for CENTCOM bulletin with their USDC blockade insurance address

You mean that these mafia style insurances are a joke, but free (as in safe and not taxed) access to the seas is something many wars have been fought over. "Insurance" selling by navies was the norm until WW1 at least.

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Hah, far more likely that it would be $TRUMP or $PATRIOT shitcoins. Gotta skim somehow.