> No more over-the-air updates. No more connected services. No more warranty.

LLM slop. Why does the author believe he is entitled to our attention if he cannot even bother to use his own words?

Well now I'm nervous I'm going to be susceptible to AI slop as that's a set of sentences I would absolutely have written my self. That kind of cadence is something that I remember being taught especially since it's comes as a group of three.

There's a reason AI uses things like em dashes and parallel structure and groups of three (catch me doing it here too). It's good writing. (Also varied sentence length.) AI trained on good writing uses the outward structure of good writing.