I recently left my mom a voicemail saying happy Mother’s Day with normal human boilerplate of sorry I missed you, feel free to give me a call back tonight or we can talk tomorrow, either is fine by me whatever works best for you, hope we can talk soon, love you, bye.

She called me back later that night and we chatted for bit and then she paused and sort of uncertainly was like “So… was there something you were needing to tell me?” And I was completely baffled and was like “Uhhhh I don’t think so…?”

She then explained the notification she got about my call and apparently the LLM summary of my voicemail converted a message consisting of 75% well-meaning but insignificant interpersonal human filler (like most voicemails) into this stilted, overly formal business-y speak with a somewhat ominous tone. Assigning way too much significance to each of the individual statements in the message about wanting to talk (to say happy Mother’s Day), inquiring about her availability ASAP (to say happy Mother’s Day) etc. Plus grossly exaggerating the information density of the call making it sound like I left this rambling, detailed message about needing to tell her something that was left completely vague, but possibly important and also time critical.

Added up it made her a little worried when she read it and made me a bit pissed that was the end result of my wishing her well. Because apparently everything needs a half baked LLM summary crammed into it now.