The point is the objections are bullshit. They can’t tell!

Then I guess you've completely missed my point.

If I hand you a lump of gold and tell you it's actually a piece of shit painted in gold, I'm sure you'll find reasons to hate it.

But if I make up reasons, that's bad!

"No thanks, I don't like shit" is fine.

"Oh yeah, I can definitely tell it's shit!" is not.