Yep, I made my own! (Xoogler 2017-2023) this is my noogler IDE story, one of my favorite, proudest hacks!

I developed a fork of the IntelliJ IDE on my second week at google out of raw frustration over latency. At the time I was commuting 2-3hrs/day SF<>MTV on the gBus.

Connectivity on the bus wasn't optimal, and there was high latency. Cider didn't have deep integration, and wasn't able to let me explore and understand the internal APIs effectively. I found it easier to enter a debug session within Intellij then 'vibe' and explore the internal apis via superComplicatedObject.ini<tab>.

Faced with an alien architecture + ADHD-unfriendly flow-crushing remote desktop latency -- and the lack of discoverability, I started hacking at it and without any knowledge of the system and architecture. Just tracing Intellij execution, subprocesses and network calls.

I was able to hack together a prototype in a few days that allowed me to run IntelliJ on my Mac, while the heavy bits ran on my corp desktop. The system would mount the remote filesystem over sshfs, would monitor and patch network connections and setup transparent shim binaries. Half of Intellij was running on the Mac (the front end) and the other half ran on Linux. Intellij didn't "know" that that it was running on a mac. This was initially implemented in a ~250 line shell script that patched everything.

It was called MDProxy[1] and ended getting adopted and supported during COVID as more development went remote. This became a source of many peer bonuses and spot bonuses. circa 2017* remote coding options at the time:

         typing   | code
         latency  | integration
         --------------------------
 cider   low      | meh 
 mdproxy low      | great
 ssh+vi  med      | meh
 rdp+iJ  crushing | great
[1] https://github.com/bazelbuild/intellij/blob/6b8f03c21172033a...

Dude I was there 2019-2022 and mdproxy was a huge win when I realized I could work while traveling. I remember following some incantations on someone’s personal page to get it running. Then covid happened and I was ahead of everyone for a few weeks because I already had been doing real work on my laptop. Thanks!

> flow-crushing remote desktop latency

Yeah, I was working out of the Sydney office. Almost everything was incredibly slow due to that latency, not just chromoting but also just accessing most sites through beyondcorp.

I’m surprised you find ssh+vi having medium typing latency. I have ssh’ed to either my desktop to (later) my cloudtop and latency has always been great. The ssh latency is good enough that I can run X forwarding to launch graphical instances of emacs and gvim. The latency was basically unnoticeable.

Later I rented a vacation home in South Lake Tahoe and worked remotely. It was only then that I realized it had terrible latency.

latency on the gBus was at the time ~250msish but would regularly spike much more on certain sections. Each keystroke would have to roundtrip before appearing on the screen.

Using something like mosh would mitigate it, but there was no UDP tunnel available through beyoundcorp.

Cider and MDProxy were running rendering locally so the keystrokes were nearly instant.