Mine has like, 8 walls, but sure. It's a box. Crucially, it was sold as a box. Not a thinking machine.

Your attempt at an analogy will make sense when someone tries to install a house as middle management at some company.

If you ignore all the complexity and discard every detail, it’s literally just a box. Yet curiously you aren’t living in a cardboard box, or an aluminum shed.

Point being, which you know and are being willfully ignorant about, is that it’s more complex than that. And you’ve neatly discarded the detail that they’re multi modal.

I will freely admit though, analogy is useless when interacting with someone who has already made up their mind.

I'm pretty sure it was sold as a house. That you understand that you can think of it as a box doesn't make it not a house. That's the point of the analogy.