They're nearly unreadable on desktop, too. The prose is incomprehensibly jargon-heavy, I literally have no idea what it's talking about.

I feel the same. I have no idea what “CDP” and “WAF” means in this context.

I feel awkward about all this probably-LLM-generated prose that does not respect me enough as a reader to explain acronyms and give context.

hate to tag along on this take but i agree

"...browser automation framework..." was about all i understood

and even then it had me guessing if it was talking about an alternative e2e testing framework like cypress, selenium, playwright.....and somehow I was right lmao (i think?)

but literally all the other jargon there had me stumped. I'm still afraid to google

  a getParameter(0x9245) probe
Likewise, the text does come across to me as LLM heavy (with a spice of pizzazz), but even as a dev who uses playwright I doubt I would change after seeing this.

To OP: not convincing enough.

Maybe this is targeted towards super users who are deep in the weeds of various browser automation framework internals.

A better marketing approach towards someone like me who just uses this to test my apps e2e and be done with it, would be to have simple cliches like:

  "10x faster than playwright", 
  
  "Same API", 
  
  "Did we mention....SUPER FAST!?"
I might call bs on that, but I'd be more likely to try it out.