"mochi.js is a Bun-native, raw-CDP browser automation framework. Pass a seed and a profile; get a relationally-coherent fingerprint that survives a getParameter(0x9245) probe. JIT-friendly inject payload, Chromium-native fetch (real Chrome JA4 by definition), behavioral synth on top of Bezier+Fitts. Leaves no crumbs. "
WTF are you talking about? This is incoherent?
I think this is saying it's: 1) A JS chromium browser automation API targeting Bun (uses Bun.* or "bun:*" apis) 2) Engineered to interact with webpages in a way that evades bot detection