In management terms a human and a printer are the same. Both resources that need to be managed. I hate it.

Absolutely not--the printer is capex, so it's preferable to the humans who are opex.

We don't send 10% of our printers to the landfill every year just to motivate the other printers.

I take it you haven’t seen the printer demolition scene from Office Space?

/s

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.