lol does all of European tech companies combined even make more than what the EU brings in from taxing US companies yet?

Why don't you research this and report back your findings. Learning is a cool experience, compared to prejudice.

Just for others, it seems this was already an article so it came up quickly, but for fines, not taxes.

"In 2024, the total income tax paid by all publicly listed European internet companies combined was approximately €3.2 billion. This total, which includes firms like SAP, Adyen, Spotify, and Zalando, was notably lower than the €3.8 billion in fines the EU collected from US tech giants in the same year"