573 _felony_ assaults. Misdemeanor assault is still a thing. That includes people fighting you with their fists or groping you.

Also anyone in NY with a functioning brain knows just how underreported subway crime is. You can either get where you're going and go about your day or end it by trying to find a cop and then trying to get them motivated to even take your report.

2009 being a low point for crime should just be normal. I lived through all the bad decades in NY and you're not there yet but certainly trending towards it.

I like how multiple years of "hey why does all of this fucked up shit keep happening to me?" is "exaggerated paranoid thinking". Truly stunning and brave. Being repeatedly victimized by random crime is just a mindset, bruh.

OK, so you’re going to cite numbers when they agree with you then say “everyone knows the numbers are wrong” when they don’t?

This is not a conversation worth continuing. By your own admission you don’t even live in the city any more!

> certainly trending towards it.

which is also untrue! Subway crime was down across the board in 2025.