I wish I got to hallucinate at work, and just get a pat on the head for constantly doing the wrong thing.

Maybe I am unlucky but I had worked with too many developers who couldn't make a good decision if their life depended on it. LLMs at least know how to convince you of their decisions with strong arguments.

Mmm, I feel it’s more common for them to just blindly agree with whatever you say.

Assistant: “I propose A”

User: “Actually B is better”

Assistant: “you’re absolutely right”

User: “actually let’s go with C”

Assistant: “Good choice, reasons

User: “wait A is better”

Assistant: “Great decision!”

The title for that is Director, VP, or CTO at any given large enterprise company.

People downvoted you, but I actually know a few of these people.

I mean you can do that, but the job probably doesn't pay too much. Might enrich your spirituality though.