> Hence, the trick is not to ask because the more people are involved the higher the chance that one of them will say 'no'.
So in my case at IBM the trick to being able to keep a hand-and-a-half sword in your office is to just have it appear there one day. My boss did a bit of a double-take the first time he saw it but that was the only reaction I got.
They did have a "no firearms in the building" policy but that didn't extend to medieval edged weapons, although there may have been a change made after I left.
And I thought I was crazy for keeping a crowbar in the office...
(I work at a particle accelerator and we need to protect ourselves for interdimensional breaches)
Do you truky, in your heart of hearts, believe that?
It is obviously a joke, but I bought it after several visitors asked us if we didn't have a crowbar xD
Wouldn't you also want to keep a can of spray paint to draw the Elder Sign? You know, in case it was needed in a hurry.
Come to think of it, does an Elder Sign still work if you spray it onto a wall using a template? I think you need to investigate that the next time there's a breach... you've got plenty of interns right?
I need to ask me Warhammer colleague...