Buy some other crypto like Litecoin then exchange it for Monero, there are quite a few exchanges around that do it anonymously.

...such as?

Binance offers XMRUSDT pair.

I've seen https://kyc.rip but haven't tried it so far.

That's just using Trocador with referral fees.

You could just use Trocador directly and skip the "hackerish" aesthetic and save 2% on fees.