> ... there's a clear prompt in the bottom right corner.

Indeed, it does.

> (Didn't try mobile.)

And my eyes didn't make it that far down the screen. If i can't read the first paragraph, there's no point in scanning further down the page (and certainly not to look for something as esoteric as an option to disable what should not be there in the first place). Grumble, grumble.

This is probably why evil geniuses usually lose in the end.