- the 56k modem must be liquid or ground up into a fine powder. the liquid route will be safer.

- the liquid or fine powder must be inside of a can or bottle for alcoholic beverages.

- for best results secure 1 or more homie(s) to occupy the immediate vincinity.

- it is the reader's responsibility to comply with any applicable environmental or littering laws. pouring a 56k modem out to one's homie(s) near a sewer drain or natural water source could lead to contanimation.