You're absolutely right! AI could be very helpful in this situation!

Oh no wait... the outage is with out AI itself, so how can AI help? Allow me to re-evaluate.

Fublutenuating...

Yes, let's ask AI!

Oh no wait... the outage is with AI itself, I already correctly identified this above.

Bubbluating...

It seems you will have to rely on your engineering skills to solve this problem yourself, ie, you're cooked! I will auto-renew your subscription to ensure you can be sure you'll have access to AI to solve this problem if it ever comes back online.