Torontonians are hardwired to be incapable of speaking like this.
And law enforcement are trained to speak a language with sounds like english, but isn't, and which makes no sense.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-interactive-guide-to-...
(A long-ish read, but totally worth it. the "punch line" is beautiful.)
Speed and brownness were involved in a jumping‑related incident with a lazy dog and a fox.
Poetry.
I would say Canadians but British Columbians (yes this is the actual term) are even worse
And law enforcement are trained to speak a language with sounds like english, but isn't, and which makes no sense.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-interactive-guide-to-...
(A long-ish read, but totally worth it. the "punch line" is beautiful.)
Speed and brownness were involved in a jumping‑related incident with a lazy dog and a fox.
Poetry.
I would say Canadians but British Columbians (yes this is the actual term) are even worse