I understand your reasoning and it's valid, but I think the best you can do is indeed collapse the thread (not sure if any mobile clients do better than that?)

It's perhaps not a serious test, it isn't to me, but on the edges of jokes about pelicans they're usually some useful things people smarter than me say, and additionally if providers are spending some time on making pelicans or svg look better, this benefits all of us.

So, no hard feelings, you're understood (and I'm not trying to be patronising, I'm just awkward with the language), but pelicans are here to stay because it seems that the consensus is they're beneficial and on topic.

All the best!