That's absurd. Are you, right now, compliant with all relevant laws and regulations in Turkmenistan? Do you have legal advice to back that up? Why not? Is it because you're a criminal?
No! Of course not! It's because you don't care about Turkmenistan, to the extent you've never even bothered to look up what is and is not legal there, let alone get legal advice about it. That's a perfectly fine answer. This random Michigan newspaper doesn't care about the EU. That's a perfectly fine answer too.
Turkmen: "Will you sell my data?"
Me: "No."
No Turkmen official will approach you to ask that question. You would need to anticipate what the important questions are to comply with Turkmenistan's laws (or hire somebody to figure this out).
Says who?
If complying with the GDPR was that easy an entire industry wouldn't be needed.
Use of AWS availability zones as it applies to Article 5?
https://gdpr-info.eu/chapter-5/
It is that easy.
It's pretty clear you're not a good faith interlocutor at this point.
Refute me or shut up.