What about a vibecoded replacement with emojis and javascript?

Surely $trillion "ai" thing can generate a better solution than one Finnish guy 20 years ago.

I would urge you to take a look at the founding team here, I doubt that they vibe coded this tool.

Rust! it’s written in rust and not javascript!!!!

Lol. Unfortunately VCs and ever-so-ernest founders are impervious to irony. Best to just let them get their grift on and just be happy it isn't your money they're boondoggling.