I would personally pay money not to have this thing.
It's wonderful and I love that someone else loves it. The care put into it is fantastic. Vive la différence.
(https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vive_la_diff%C3%A9rence for those who may not recognize that phrase.)
How much money are you willing to pay? If sufficient I won't commission one and have it sent to your house. @AnthonyDavidAdams on venmo!