if everyone waited a week, then everyb would still be installing it it the same time for the first time. This is not a solution.

A lot of automated scanners run during that week.

You don't have to run faster than the bear, you just have to run faster than the other guy.

true, but this is an automated way to ensure everyone runs at the exact same speed. So I don't know how that applies here

Let security researchers, staff and automated malware scanners take a bite first.