"Millenniales delendi sunt." Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise...

I daren’t ask “What have Millennials ever done for us?” because I have a suspicion that it would be a surprisingly unfunny answer.

they gave us doggo

Google and Facebook? Minecraft? Most recent music?

That's Gen X. Google's founders were both born in 1973 and Notch was born in 1979. Zuckerberg was born in '84, so he's solidly a millennial.

Zuck was birthed in the pits of Isengard so he’s actually Gen I. That’s why it’s all about him!

Cheems will be to millennials what the Grateful Dead logo was to Boomers.

looks up latin conjugation chart

fuck this i'll learn mandarin instead

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=9jtiw721RAg

Thanks, I was actually trying to find this the other day. By trying, I mean I thought about it but wasn't near my phone so I forgot to do it.

It's not the conjugations that scare most people, it's the declensions (ok, well, at least anglophones).

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