I need some advice on etiquette. Is the correct answer to
"Good morning!"
"That's what the government wants you to believe."
"You want me to contract a psychiatric disorder? What did I ever do to you?"I need some advice on etiquette. Is the correct answer to
"Good morning!"
"That's what the government wants you to believe."
"You want me to contract a psychiatric disorder? What did I ever do to you?"
I've always loved, "what's so morning about it?"
What are other people's favorite humorous responses?
Always a fan of Gandalf's response to Bilbo:
> "What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
There's Eeyore: "If it is good. Which I doubt."
But I knew a guy who didn't answer with words. He would just growl until he'd had coffee.
That sounds like me. There's a 1:1 correlation between how many cups of coffee I've had and the number of languages I speak.
And like a true computer nerd, of course it's an unsigned integer, meaning if I drink too much coffee I'm back to grunting only (this time on the toilet)
Seems like you could use a few more bits.
> What are other people's favorite humorous responses?
"For a given definition of 'morning'."