If it doesn't have a screen or a network connection it can't do either of those things. I'm very eagerly awaiting the Slate truck for exactly this reason. A cheap barebones EV meant for hauling stuff and people locally.
The thing can't even do OTA updates without you connecting your phone to the car's bluetooth.
A bezos car? Can we get a non oligarch car?
Do you know of a bank willing to make a loan for...startup capital in the amount necessary for a mass-market automaker?
Try Munro: https://www.munro-ev.com/