No, stack languages can’t achieve this as described.

If you added a function to the examples, you could do a few of them, e.g.:

    2025 July 19 date

    299.8 M m / s velocity

But even this breaks down when you get to something like “Meet Alice Tuesday at 3pm”. Sure, you could contort things to make it resemble the concept, but it’d be a stretch at best.