> I hired a junior "dev" who literally hadn't even completed an HTML course.

I mean, I'm a fairly senior dev, and have literally never completed, or indeed really heard of, a html course. Is that, eh, part of your average CS degree these days?

25 years doing distributed systems and best i can offer anyone is

<marquee><h1><blink> welcome to cyberpunk’s j33t website!!!

:) :)

Fun thing about that:

> Netscape has stipulated removal of the <marquee> element from the Internet Explorer during an HTML ERB meeting in February 1996, as a condition to removing the <blink> element from the Netscape

It's like nuclear disarmament treaties, but for annoying things.

Damn, my elite frontend skills are 30 years out of date?

Better stick to apis then I guess.