I used to make new accounts every few months but got lazy. Time to start doing that again.

You may want to also do a little stylistic obfuscation. ChatGPT, please rewrite my response in the style of Michelangelo from the Ninja Turtles.

Also don't make usernames that reference old message boards or any of my interests. Maybe sprinkle in some mentions of fake hobbies and jobs and places I've lived too.