As a parent and a former network engineer, I both love you and hate you for choosing this name.

Right: Dear Mr eigen-vector - allow it to be Frozen themed! Ideally add a crappy MIDI style "Let it go" sound track on a loop with a note missing and for perfect torture - shift the notes 1/16 or so of a tone. You can of course do the same with "baby shark" but would anyone notice the changes 8)

So sorry I couldn't resist :) But hey this is a great way to get your kid interested in networking!

At least a two year old. :-)

Well, they’re naturally interested in anything daddy does. Especially with the computer!

Such a beautiful thing :)