This article was clearly written by an LLM.

The author has two other submissions, one of which is entitled "Programmatic SEO: Generating 100k+ Pages That Rank".

I'm at the point now where I find it incredibly rude when someone expects me to read LLM output without clearly identifying it as such.

How do you tell? I am genuinely curious. I myself find it incredibly rude that people will accuse you of "slop" the moment you basically write anything.

He doesn't, and yes it's rude and mindless. There is no way to tell in the general case.