I suggest you re-read the Constitution. The First Amendment protects people from any negative repercussions whatsoever resulting from their free exercise of certain kinds of speech.

This is such an absolutely wild and demonstrably incorrect interpretation, I can only assume it's satire

I forgot that satire was dead.

Poe’s Law. Personally I thought that might be what you were doing, but I wasn’t sure.

Or, alternatively, you're just bad at it.

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